How to Turn $7 Into $1,000 Before Christmas...

...While Helping a Desperate Family in
South Africa

 

Written Sunday evening, 19 November, 2006
From Michael Haupt

 

Greetings,

You are reading this page because the owner of a website whom we both know has asked you to consider helping us out.  If you are able to help, I'd like to reward you with two life-changing products worth $84 AND the chance to receive $1,000 on December 4th, just in time for last-minute festive season shopping.

Your time is valuable, so this note is hype-free and to the point. 

My family and I are in desperate need.  While none of us relish the thought of begging, circumstances have forced this upon us, and we are counting on the inherent good in humanity, for assistance with a request we have otherwise no right to make.

By way of introduction, my name is Michael Haupt.  The name will probably not be familiar to you, unless you have a keen interest in Alternative Politics and Conspiracy Theories.  I've run a hugely popular website visited by more than 1,200 new people each and every day, who are curious about what they see going on this this crazy world.  My little community has already generously helped with our plight, and I'm hoping you can do the same.

The reason for my cry for help today?

My father, Tony, was critically injured in a high-speed car accident on the Thai island of Koh Samui on May 5 this year (the date in the photo below, taken 5 days after the accident, is in European format: dd/mm/yy). 

His minor injuries were fractured ribs, ruptured lungs (he was on life support for almost 2 weeks) and a shattered right ankle and tibia - it is unlikely he will ever walk again without a severe limp.  The more distressing injury was a fractured skull, just above his nasal passage.  (The vintage sports car he was driving - a real passion of his - was manufactured before the days of airbags, and his seatbelt afforded little protection against the steering wheel, which blasted a good 9 inches face-wards).

After a harrowing 5 months in Thailand caring for him and taking him in and out of 4 different hospitals, he recovered sufficiently - and was medically cleared for flying - for me to take him to South Africa, where he has family who can care for him during the expected lengthy recovery period, necessary for him to regain his memory and for his brain to fully recover from the trauma of the impact and subsequent neuro-surgery. 

We all heaved a sigh of relief - the worst was behind us and we could get on with our lives.

 

 

However, on Sunday 29 October, while celebrating my 40th birthday, fate dealt us a cruel blow. 

Tony had to be rushed back to hospital after a violent fit, to be treated for meningitis (a viral infection of the brain). Normally, this is simply treated with antibiotics.  Being an alternative health freak, he would never have agreed to the intravenous drip, but he had little choice, and was in any case completely unable to resist.  The drugs were injected.

Instead of seeing the expected improvement 8 days later, things were about to get a lot worse.

Turns out that the skull fracture was not completely sealed in Thailand - even though the surgeons were totally professional - and a further air leak caused the cranial infection, as well as air pockets in the skull - never a good thing.

The neuro-surgery performed in Bangkok, Thailand - in which his skull was sawed open, his brain moved aside and body fat from his leg used to seal the fracture from inside - had to be redone.  As you can imagine, a 62-year old brain doesn't take kindly to massive trauma in a high speed head-on collision, followed by two invasive surgical procedures to arguably the most sensitive part of the human body.  Not pleasant at all.

But let's take a break from the drama just for a moment.

There was plenty of good that come out of the accident:

  • It brought the family - spread across three continents and seven countries - closer together;
  • For me personally, the time spent in Thailand was spiritually uplifting (a long story), and the time it afforded me helped to clarify my life purpose - very few are blessed with this privilege;
  • It reunited Tony with his brother - they had not seen each other in more than a dozen years.

I mention this so that you know that we, as an extended family, are not enslaved by a victim mentally.  All sixteen of us - from differing religious backgrounds - believe that every event in life, good or bad, is simply part of a giant jigsaw puzzle making up our life purpose - every event has a definite purpose.  For most of us, this has been a huge wake-up call which, while unpleasant, was perhaps sorely needed.

However, funds (and facilities) have completely run dry.  It's embarrassing to admit, but that's reality.  Tony lived a somewhat reclusive lifestyle, and had no medical or even car insurance.  Crazy as it sounds, that's the situation.  As a family, we all had to bury our hatchets and come to his aid, at a time our father really needed us.

But his latest hospitalization has really left us between a rock and a hard place.  Time was of the essence, and we went ahead with the expensive neuro-surgery on faith, knowing full-well that none of us could afford the hospital bill.  Credit cards have already been maxed-out, and excess assets (including my dear sister's house) have been sold to cover the Thailand expenses.  These latest unexpected events came like a thief in the night, when we least expected them.

And hence the plea for help.

We need US$65,000 to settle current hospital bills and a number of legal and property matters in Thailand - a seemingly impossible figure to achieve in a short space of time.  But with your small contribution of just $7, and those of many others, this can be done. 

And we don't simply want to sponge off you either.  Here's how we want to gratefully acknowledge your generous help...

My sister and I have spent the last 12-18 months before the accident pouring our heart and soul into writing two separate books, on topics we are both passionate about. 

  • My sister immersed herself into Alternative Health and has come up with some stunning revelations about Ultimate Health.  She currently sells this massive volume for $37.  You can read about it here: www.Ult-Health.com (but don't buy from there, because we want to give it to you today).
  • I have spent more than 20 years researching, and 6 months writing an extremely controversial Life Manual, which is currently available on Amazon.com and selling very well at www.FreshWisdom.com for $47 (you can find out more about it using the link, but please don't buy from there - I want to give it to you today).  The book is so controversial that I wrote it using a pseudonym - so my name doesn't appear on the site.

But in addition to the two life-changing manuals, we ALSO want to give you the chance to win $1,000 on December 4th, which you can use towards your festive season shopping. 

Here's how it works...

Every $7 donation will receive BOTH of the manuals mentioned above, by immediate digital download.  We accept payment by credit card and Paypal.  As soon as your payment is received, your email address will be automatically captured into a database.  At midday (EST) on December 4th, a small computer program will randomly select 5 (five) different email addresses from the database.  If you are one of the five lucky winners, we'll immediately send US$1,000 to your Paypal account, or, if you do not have one, we will arrange an electronic bank transfer (this will take a few days to clear - Paypal is immediate).

So you have five chances of winning $1,000, just by helping us out with a $7 donation.

And we're taking this even further...

If, because of the community's generosity, we raise more than the $65,000 required to settle the currently outstanding expenses, ALL of the additional funds will be pooled into the random draw.  We certainly don't want to be abuse the community's generosity by taking more than we need.  So, for example, if we raise $70,000 before December 4th, we'll draw the promised 5 winners PLUS another 5 winners who stand to win the surplus $5,000 - that means ten chances to win $1,000 for your donation of $7.

I hope this interests you, because we could certainly use the help.  We are desperate, and want to give you every possible reason to help us out.

Let's summarize:

  • You send us US$7 by Paypal or any major credit card;
  • We send you two life-changing manuals valued at $84 immediately;
  • We ALSO enter your name into a random draw where you stand at least 5 chances of winning $1,000 on December 4th.

Sound reasonable?  Excellent - we really appreciate your generosity.

Late Breaking Update

Since we started asking for help, we've been blown away by the number of generous Good Samaritans who want to help with MORE than $7.  We couldn't believe it, and we certainly didn't want to be ungrateful and turn them away.  So here's what we've done...

We've tried to take into account the fact that everyone who reads this plea has varying abilities to help with our plight.  So we've come up with a sliding scale of ways in which we can thank you for your generosity.  The table below should explain it well:

Here are 4 different levels of assistance you can provide, all of which will be humbly and gratefully acknowledged.  Depending on how generously you can help, we want to reward you in more than fair proportion:

If You Can Donate This Amount:

We'll Respond by Including:

$7.00
  • The comprehensive Ultimate Health Manual
  • The controversial Life Manual
  • One entry into the $1,000 draw (your email address will be entered into the database a single time, giving you a chance to win one of at least 5 cash prizes of $1,000 each)
$27.00
  • The comprehensive Ultimate Health Manual
  • The controversial Life Manual
  • Four entries into the $1,000 draw (your email address will be entered into the database four times, giving you four chances to win one of at least 5 cash prizes of $1,000 each)
$67.00
  • The comprehensive Ultimate Health Manual
  • The controversial Life Manual
  • ALL of the bonuses offered on each site (valued at over $99)
  • Ten entries into the $1,000 draw (your email address will be entered into the database ten times, giving you ten chances to win one of at least 5 cash prizes of $1,000 each)
$97.00
  • The comprehensive Ultimate Health Manual
  • The controversial Life Manual
  • ALL of the bonuses offered on each site (valued at over $99, and detailed above)
  • An audio recording (mp3 format) of a book by Timothy Freke, entitled Lucid Living, A Book You Can Read in an Hour That Will Turn Your World Inside Out
  • Four entries into the $1,000 draw (your email address will be entered into the database four times, giving you four chances to win one of at least 5 cash prizes of $1,000 each)

This has been a longer-than-expected note, respectfully submitted by someone uncomfortable asking for help.  I thank you sincerely for reading.  More tangible thanks cannot be extended right now, but know that the Universe will recognize your contribution in her divinely inspired time and manner.

 

 

Thank you so much.

With deepest gratitude,
Michael and extended family.

 

 

PS.  I realize you have no idea who I am - I could be any Internet con man.  To set your mind at rest, I have invested more than 3 years in helping others online (but not in an IM sense).  Before considering assisting, please perform your own due diligence by doing a Google search on my name - I am comfortable there are no negative comments or skeletons in the closet.  I've also listed a number of pages below which will give you an idea of how much I've freely given over the years (as an explanation, I also use the pseudonym of Markus Hart):

PPS. Without your help, it will be impossible to raise the required US$65,000 to settle my father's recent hospital expenses.  Please extend your help using these suggestions.